Danger: trouble ahead.  Poker Game.  Whenever a poker game is your plot device, you know you're in for a terminal case of machobrio.  Is that anything like tortilla chips?  Anyway, this feature starts off with a poker game, so draw your own conclusions about the oncoming fish stories.  Tom Byron says his woman (Alicyn Sterling) can't get enough of his manhood.  You know what's coming.

Then Steve Drake says he knows the two hottest chicks in town: April Rayne and Ashley Nicole.  And you know what's coming.  Nicole then delivers a pizza to the poker boys and defends her honor about being called a dyke.  And you know what's coming there.  We do get a nice view of Ashley's posterior, however, as she takes on Cal Jammer and T.T. Boy.

"You think that's hot?  I'll tell you hot," Drake says, and proceeds with a story about Alicyn Sterling and Leilani.  Fill in the blanks.  Betcha didn't know you were an adult video scriptwriter.