South of the border…where the tacos and breasts come in sizes large and extra-large.

The madness of the Wet T experience continues in these five volumes beginning with a look at three different Mexican contests in Volume 1. This time the up close and personal camera lays on the contestants like a contact lens. The effect is nasty, made even more so by water pitching-wielding contest "officials" who clutch, grope, and cop cheap feels of the talent. The crowds chant, "bush! Bush!" but the former president never shows his face.

A new stop on the travel itinerary includes a contest at a club called "Dirty Harry's". You'll recognize it by the way women are first doused in the orchestra pit like a perverse baptismal rite then shimmy on stage to canned music. These contests seem to attract a population pleasingly devoid of waist line restrictions – but pretty-in-face, nevertheless. Full nudity is not the general rule, but some girls do make it happen. The surprise element is always at work.

Note also that each volume offers as a finale piece, a contest at "Rum Runners" where full nudity is almost compulsory.

Volume 2 offers some more views of Wet T life in Mexico. Besides exposing themselves mercilessly, the contestants raise their arms in jubilation as if they had just received word of Hugh Grant being released on his own recognizance. The viewers' clue to this volume is the first contestant in the "Rum Runners" competition. Will she go full nude? Get the tape and find out for yourself. Don't expect me to tell you everything.

A real change of pace settles in on Volume 3 which offers views of Wet T life as it occurs at the Nudes-A-Poppin' event in Roselawn, Indiana. These contests are staged outdoors in what appears to be a boxing ring. Full nudity is a must to win this event, and two of these 'tests are featured in this volume. By the way, if the hairy emcee looks like the ubiquitous Ron Jeremy, you got that right. Then, if by syllogism, God is everywhere and Ron Jeremy is everywhere, does this offer conclusive proof that Ron Jeremy IS God?

Volume 4 features more action from Nudes-A-Poppin'. These are spirited action melees, and the clammy weather fails to put a damper on the event's lascivious tone. For the most part, contestants enter the ring wearing bikinis which fly off over the extent of a two-round competition. Hot stuff. Fanciers of tall, big-boned women will find the "Run Runners" footage of particular spiritual value.

Volume 5 includes more action from Nuides-A-Poppin' with one observational note. Why in the 1990's do some of the contestants appear to be in a '70s cosmetological time warp? A round of horses and cognac to the reader who submits the earliest correct entry.

Now that your libidinous interests have been fully aroused, you'd like to know where you can get a hold of the Albedo series. One of the key distributors of the product is Vidimage West The address is 200 Main St. #104-368, Huntington Beach, CA 92648. Write for additional info.

Albedo's Spring T Breaks and Premier T's Wet T lines will be reviewed next month.