Five looooong scenes (not all of which even features Asians) chock full of limp dick, bad angles, unintentionally hilarious overdubs, and an air of utter boredom. The kind of porn that gives porn a bad name to the less-informed.

Viewers who make it through all 120 minutes will be as distracted as the talent, though admittedly not quite as sore - there's a lot of half-hearted pounding here, to little effect.