If all the lame, ad-libbed scenarios was laid end to end, the footage would probably circle the globe: "So what's a few more feet," we can practically hear the director asking himself. But the fun doesn't end there. Perhaps the most stinging insult arrives by way of the behind-the-scenes feature, which merely shows the girls posing for still pictures. Fascinating.

If there's anything to talk about in this package it's the opener with Monroe, Weed and St. Jox, where the girl is ravaged from head to tail and back again. We know she really digs the dickin' because at least a half pint of girl-jizz rushes out of her blow hole.