Apparently, certain European hospitals salt their food with Viagra - which may be the only explanation as to why the male patients are jumping out of bed with perpetual stiffies. While obviously fit enough for multi-partnered d.p. action, the stunning-but-chilly nurses dutifully man their stations with all the fervor of a pornographic pap smear.

Had the director some sense of basic sensuality, the title might've made better use of its crisply-shot location. Virtually no effort is spent tweaking this old loop-inspired chestnut into an engaging piece. Shedding their costumes as quickly as possible, the performers can't even muster the pretense of role-playing, which is the whole point of such an exercise.

Best of the lot is a threeway with Sabrina, Bob and Alain. Confidentiality aside, the trim caretaker takes care of her doctor/patient relationship, beginning with a tasty rectal inspection. With Sabrina's disarming smile and sparkling eyes on the end of one cock and the other up her ass, the scene overflows with potential.