Ever watch a regular mainstream movie that shows a porn flick in the background on a TV? You know the kind, where the setting, speech, delivery, and moans and groans cause one to believe that people having sex are rejects from a bad soap opera? If the mainstream folk ever run short of porn clips, any part of this will fit in just perfect.

Most of this is too corny and contrived. The sex itself is average fare. The most outrageous, and it really isn't, is a brief anal with Phyllisha Anne and Damien Michaels. Attempts to spice things up, like a threesome with Aja, Linda Roberts, and their male friend, almost do the job. Another threesome with Lauren Montgomery, T.J. Hart, and Joel Lawrence also wasn't too bad. But then you get Mr. Mellow himself (Michael J. Cox) and Montgomery screwing in the sack together and not recognizing one another despite being married - well, things get too ridiculous.