The phrase "what an ass!" initially reminds us of differing opinions during award nominations time – but these asses are so much more interesting to engage. (Note: viewers craving cornhole content will have to look elsewhere. This volume doesn't specify what kind of rump meat to expect? though covergirl Jordana James? firm spacious trunk gives some indication).

Five fine San Fernando Valley derrieres are director Scott's focus; his gaze rarely meanders. For sheer energy we recommend Britney Stevens? juicy romp with Lee Stone and the aforementioned James girl's team-up with Mark Ashley, who douses her butthola with a jizz cocktail. Tasty!

Retailing: Booty/youth aisles, like fer sher.