As Danny D wanders the English country house looking for his fiancée Yasmina Khan, she is confiding to her sister Aaliyah Yasin what she sees in him: "He has a massive cock. Massive," offering a cell-phone picture as evidence. Yasin gasps, "So big," literally drooling at the image. When D finds them in Khan's bedroom, Yasin protectively blocks the door, keeping Khan in her bedroom ("You can’t see the bride before the wedding!") before dropping to her knees to get acquainted with the appendage in question, and then bringing D to her bedroom to finish what they started in the hallway.

When mother-of-the-bride Suraya Ndia gets D to try on his wedding tux, she asks him, "What is that in your underwears?" and when he tells her, she cynically responds, "No way. No cock is that big." When she pulls down his Brazzers-branded underwears to check him out, she appreciatively says, "Now I see why my daughter likes you," and gets a piece herself. Pantsless, he heads off to take a shower, observed by Khan's other sister Candy Scott, who pulls open her top and says, "I know what you've been up to. I think it's my turn," rubbing her boobs against the glass shower door before joining D under the shower and around the bathroom.

After the wedding, bride Yasmina Khan walks in on groomsmen Xander Corvus and Bilbo Shaggins and pouts, "It's my special day, and you boys didn’t get me a wedding gift." When Shaggins asks, "What do you want?" she grabs their crotches and smiles, "Those." They get together, stopping momentarily when D comes in and Khan says, "I know what you've been doing! Let me have my fun!" snarling, "Fucking arsehole," as he leaves the room.

The title and the exotic personnel may promise more than the English-country-housebound production delivers, but there's nothing wrong with the four solid sex scenes.