The vow that I wish had been taken would have been to insert a plot into this talent-wanting production. Instead, M — that's her whole name, all right — is about to get married to a rich guy, so she screws just about everybody else she knows right before the ceremony. There's a duo with either Danny Demeato or director Lamont — I'm not sure which — a gangbang with Don Fernando, Ron Jeremy, Steve Austin, David Hardman, Rick Masters and another guy; a triad with Marilyn Martyn and Michael J. Cox; plus a threeway girl/girler with Rebecca Bardoux and Victoria Andrews.

Yes, there's something for everyone, includ­ing sex toys, a sandwich during the gangbang, Bardoux's big boobs, etc. Too bad it never comes together as a real feature. Oh, well — M's newcomer status should help retailers market the tape — as long as they don't mention all the overused and used-up guys she has to work with.