Shot on a Spartan set which appears as though someone waited a little too long for Godot, Scott Baker applies for an apartment, and the next thing you know he's entering the atmosphere of the planet Venus. While this fast-on-the-draw transition might baffle some folk from Peoria, the concept should make a New York viewer feel right at home.

Baker and companion Slave Spanky wind up becoming docile passion dolls to Mistress Kembra, who's as far removed from a reality check as some XXX producers are from picking up one.

The video is a complete hoot as Kembra sets out to humiliate the lads but winds up exchanging Henny Youngman banter with them.

Baker: 'They threw me out of the Boy Scouts for eating a brownie."

Kembra: "I read all about those jokes in my vaudeville pamphlet from 1932."

Played entirely for laughs (it would seem), Web of the Mistress is a priceless entry in the bondage milieu and should be aimed at the crossover market for its crazy entertainment value.