With its nonsensical plot, mostly tepid sex scenes and bad dubbing, Virtualia: Episode 5 (subtitled Dark Side III) has little to stand up for. If it's not one extreme, it's another: In the opener, Petra Short receives a meaty welcome from Alberto Rey, but overdoes it in the moan and groan department to a fakable degree. On the flipside, an Eminem look-alike lies slumped against a wall as Louren Kiss tongues him with all her might. Can't he get even just a little excited? He looks like he's ready for nap time. There's some good anal and a nice d.p. with Christal, but the pluses in this offering are outweighed by the minuses. Nice costuming and hot babes, though.