Released | Feb 01st, 2004 |
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Running Time | 70 |
Director | Bob Alexander |
Company | Bob\'S Videos |
Cast | Mistress Angela, Crissy Moran, Natasha Darling, Jana Cova |
Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
Genre | Alternative |
Hello dear readers, it's time for another episode of our
favorite game show,"What's More Frustrating?" Please make
your selection from the following examples:
A) Pretty lesbian performers slathering each other in oil,
massaging their boobs and engaging in long, soulful French
kisses ... that lead absolutely nowhere, when the sequence
seemingly ends before it really begins? Or: B) Pretty lesbian
performers failing - miserably, and at great length - to
ad-lib themselves out of a thespic paper bag, which the
director has clearly mistaken for an effective domination
scenario? The answer, after these messages.
...We're back! The correct response to "What's More
Frustrating?" is ****drum roll**** both A and B! There's
NOTHING more frustrating than a good waste of talent (unless
we're talking about the time of porn critics). Stuck in a
Moebius loop of uselessness, VPA perpetuates its own
mistakes, et al, etc., ad fucking nauseum. Time and again the
consumer is tempted with the promise of torrid Sapphic
muffage ... then, like universal health care, the offer is
reneged upon.
The problem is not that Bob Alexander is a poor
videographer; quite to the contrary. He captures his girls
with obvious loving care. When freed from troublesome
dialogue chores, their encounters glow with vitality.
Cockeyed editing simply prevents the scenes from building to
a proper climax. And that's the message from our sponsor.