With a title sounding like a high school film about the dangers of STDs, Vaginal Neglect seems like an improbable candidate for any kind of successful porno. Dispel such thoughts, because this is outrageous.

Its dual premise: Guys want to furnish facials and girls prefer hot butt loads; followed by exponentially disgusting ways of dispensing the viscous ass-batter. Tyla hocks a jizz loogie at the lens, Crissy craps it onto her shoe and licks it off, etc. Pre-nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.

Naturally, much of the rough dumpster-humping is accompanied by slapping and choking. While Vaginal Neglect may very well make Andrea Dworkin's case for her, it also serves the pervs who keep your lights on.

Retailing: Jaded raincoaters, the line forms at the left.