Despite the fact that there's plenty of what Private is famous for on tap here -- i.e., flawless Euro-hotties, hot anal action, crystalline video, etc. -- one is hard-pressed not to feel a tad cheated.  The Uranus Experiment was supposed to be ground-breaking pornography -- the kind of sex cinema which advances the genre, expands horizons and brings the dreams and ambitions of Jack Horner a step closer to fruition.  At least that was the hype.  But as was noted in the AVN review of the first installment in this tri-part production, all the elements which were supposed to set this title apart are either faked or not quite up to their epic billing.  Quel domage! Shade! Vea deos imortales!  What a shame.

What's left is scene after scene of pretty people having sex on Sci-Fi-ish sets.  The intensity of the sex varies, and the coitus always feels a little stagy.  But you can't beat the concluding cluster fuck for sheer aesthetics -- the Continental honeys are all gorgeous, each is vigorously cornholed by a buffed-out Euro-stud or two, and copious cum geysers announce when the scene is through.