One of the models straight-facedly opines, "Some people just don't understand the artistic side of bikini photography!" Perhaps she's referring to members of the 700 Club, but your alternative-minded customers will undoubtedly enjoy this treasure-chesty documentary.

As a behind the scenes look at the modeling world it blithely skirts issues of cocaine-fueled cattiness or endemic medical issues like bulimia; opting instead for a breezy approach, which focuses on location shoots and competitions. The most intense it ever gets is when some girls are reluctant, at first, to remove their tops. Naturally (and some not-so-naturally), a plethora of perky areolas always manage to prevail.

With crisp lensing (shot mainly in the Dominican Republic) and more titties than the proverbial stick can be shaken at, Ujena Bikini Model delivers the kind of requisite fluff many viewers crave.