Released | Jan 31st, 1994 |
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Running Time | 79 |
Director | Sean Michaels |
Company | Pleasure Productions |
Critical Rating | A 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
I know that Sean Michaels can do better than this. I know that he's heard of such things as continuity and sense. Unfortunately, this mess, which has the look of two different features edited together haphazardly, has neither. Maybe that's the meaning of the title. I've got no other explanation.
Sean and Jonathan Morgan (in a non-sex role) are accepted for admission to an all-girl college. Why they ever applied is not explained. After one short shot of the two of them in drag and struggling with high heels, there's a cut to Sean with Toni Chavez (I presume), who quickly discovers that Sean's a guy. So much for that plot device. Then we have Sean and Jonathan sitting in a house that Sean has just bought because it brings memories.
Valeria, Julian St. Jox and Anthony Lindero are seen via a flashback; Nikki Shane (in a black wig) has a bout with the wrongfully billed Stacey Nichols in a scene that has nothing to do with anything. The action is fairly pedestrian, there are two anal scenes, but what the heck is going on?