This tape should have been titled: "My Worst Nightmare, by Al Bundy - shoe salesman". There are no close-ups of the shoes, no body parts are touched until halfway through the video, and one of the TV's looks like a "Sweatdog" in drag. Perhaps I'm very naive, but is it really a turn-on to watch someone chew on shoelaces like they were sampling fine pasta? Nobody in this video seems to get very turned-on by what's happening, so why should the viewer?