Inasmuch as TS... I Love You has more than a concessionary fling with the subject of romance, one might reasonably assume that it won't be playing the Playboy Channel cable TV circuit anytime in the near future. Maybe it's the part where "Dr. Rick," a "urologist," gives Lilienne Li a detailed description about a hearing-impaired tranny patient of his who has a scrotal cyst. Picture the cable version of that exam!

As the feature's narrator-of-sorts, the luscious Ms. Li is busy assembling an infotape for lovelorn guys who'd like to meet trannies. Michael, who seems stumped about approaching the subject with anyone wielding the tranny m.o., appears to do just fine with his neighbor, Lisa Lawrence, who asks to borrow a cup of sugar and a bone up her ass. Tina Tyler, of all people, gets pegged for being a tranny by a stud named Gary, but, whimsically, offers her bod for more conventional prodding.

Dr. Rick's scene with blond patient Linda, however, meets all the standards of an exquisite affair to remember. He fucks her in the ass. She fucks him in the ass, and they simultaneously whack off on one another. Even the commanding threeway involving Li and a couple of hetero swingers doesn't quite measure up for pseudo shock value.