With a title like Total Anal Assault one would really expect more all-out, overt ass-pounding action than this flick delivers. Sure, there's anal in every scene, but no more so that you would see in just about every general sex vid out there these days.

All of the sex here is basically good, and definitely wood-worthy, but none of them stand out as anything special. Don't tantalize us with the idea of hot ass-banging if you're not going to deliver - that's like extracting a promise from the prom queen for a hot blow job in the back seat of your dad's Caddy, but just getting a little lick and a tug and being sent on your way.