The good news is that the video quality is significantly better than those fuzzy photos reproduced in the magazine; so if you've been fantasizing about what's under those ridiculous sequinned costumes of Tonya's, you get a full view.

The bad news is that it's not much worth looking at. As befits her trailer-park trash image, Tonya has saggy, floppy tits of which she seems inappropriately proud, and for all her athletic power, her thighs and butt seem, well, untoned. It seems strange to say it, but her sleazeball ex is a likelier porn performer than she is, being possessed of a reasonably good-sized dick, some staving power, and, if Tonya's the yardstick, he can put up with a lotta crap, another occasional job requirement.

As for the sexual content: Tonya strips out of her wedding gown, and it's clear that she is no novice at stripping for the camera; as there's no hint that she's the slightest ill-at-ease, or that she finds the idea of making a home porno of her wedding night at all unusual. Jeff later mounts the camera on a tripod to record their first wedded fuck-and-suck session — a fairly standard affair, with cocksucking, muffdiving, and a couple of positions, that is strangely quiet, bloodless, and lacking in passion. Tonya proudly scoops a handful of cum from her drippy quim to shove before the camera lens (she obviously hasn't been using it for skin cream), for what doubtless seemed to them a classy finish. (I give it a 5.2 —she didn't throw the anal axel, and his balls over-rotated on the landing.)

The lousy lighting, focus, and static camera are typical of bad amateur home porn, so this is strictly a curiosity-value piece, but what value! This tape has sold a slew in mail-order; according to our editors, it has shown up in AVN's weekly-sales-chart surveys for weeks (not making the chart in any week, but racking up some numbers from major distributors regardless), and should generate classic prurient interest among renters for some time to come.

Remember — Tonya's gotta make a living somehow, and when her first straight-to-video film comes out, or her first Japanese wresding vid, that this sleazy little number will go straight through the roof again. The final advice to store buyers — buy it, don't watch it.