Subtitled South Beach Sluts, here's a college-oriented series with potential. Tony scores points as casting director with these young and pretty unknowns.

We can believe Megan as a horny freshman right off he bus from Iowa. On the other hand, Brittany (one of those bottle blondes with a barbed wire armband tat and clit ring) might pass as a graduate student - but hell, she smokes more meat than Hickory Farms!

Sadly, one [unnamed] girl appears to have an eating disorder. In no way does she belong in a porn vid.

Technically the videography and direction require some – well, direction. As the residing auteur/cockslinger, Tony keeps asking the girls to throw sultry glances at the lens - clearly distracting the nervous first-timers from really letting go. Just fuck them and move on, Big T. Speaking of moving – abandon the redundant visuals by getting that damn camera off the tripod!

Retailing: One of those vids you'll have to audition for a permanent space on your shelves.