While Tonsil Train 5 from Evolution Erotica doesn't illustrate any significant species progression, it proves itself a reasonably accomplished adaptation of the classic blow-bang scenario. Under the tutelage of director Alias (a.k.a. some other alias), five sloppy sluts slobber, gobble, and deepthroat the duration of the two-hour trip. Final destination? The Gaglapagos Islands!

Hailey Storm, who thinks everybody's semen tastes like "berries," can't stop giggling for her facial beauty-mask; and Jersey Jaxon jacks some dicks, swallowing them whole, loads and all. Sophie D(ee) is next, and doesn't forget her protection: she's wearing knee-pads, folks! They may have bad teeth in Britain, but that doesn't stop ?em from choking down a dong or two (or five). Reagan Anthony and Poison Ivy are last, the latter's throaty voice deep "from sucking cock all day."

Quality audio (full of gurgles, snorts, slurps, and other onomatopoeia) with sharp video lets you experience all the chatter and splatter of this chew-chew train.

Retailing: Make this boarding pass readily available for immediate departure!