Technically, these two "fatty" tapes are no worse or better than other entries in this genre. But where these two tapes disappoint is in content. If you've seen the company's Let Me Tell Ya' Bout Fat Chicks, then you've seen some of this material before (and some of that tape is actually rehashed from 4-Play's Tons of Fun series). But which came first?

Either way, you're sure to laugh at the comical scene between pizza man Ron Jeremy and pregnant Savera in Abondonza. I've heard of cravings before, but this "big mama's" sexual appetite is insatiable. After devouring two guys in an interracial three-way, Savera calls for pizza. Jeremy delivers, in both sex and comedy, and the special topping Savera squeezes out of his pepperoni tops the classic pickles-and-ice cream request. On the other hand, Hard And Lard has no story, no acting, and the sex is definitely for fat addicts only.

I don't approve of the use of already-issued footage, but if you're looking to load up on some hot and heavy action, Abondonza is the better of the two titles. Still, the uninitiated should chew slowly when biting into these tapes.