Tokyo Teen Idol 1 is geared toward the Japanese-speaking market and towards those for whom a porn video rife with Japanese dialogue is not an obstacle to enjoyment.

It is a slow video with lots of romantic lovemaking and features only two very young Japanese girls, who spend a lot of time laying on their backs like dead fish - even whilst giving head. What's more, somebody needs to send some razors to these girls and an instruction book on how to shave the pubes. There is simply no excuse for a full, grown-out bush on video - unless the video is geared towards the hirsute market.

An interesting thing to note about Haru Adachi is that, although she gets banged by a dude with an unusually small dick (not small in porn terms, just small), she howls like she's getting plowed by Lexington Steele or Rocco Siffredi. And they're not fake howls. Hell, this girl can barely lift her head up to give a blowjob. Perhaps she's been drugged into it and thinks it's all a dream. When Haru's scene is done, she lays on the couch completely lifeless, her face covered in man batter.

Elsewhere, Sanae Amamiya gets her ears licked by some dude who had Gene Simmons' serpentine tongue surgically implanted into his mouth. Sanae seems to have a little more life in her, but not much.

Haru and Sanae each return for one more hardcore performance with different Japanese men. However, the damage has already been done.