When the sex scenes are flat and the comedy is lame, you get a parody like This Aint Dancing With the Stars XXX. Considering how great Hustler’sparodies have been and what a usually dependable director Stuart Canterbury has been during his career, let’s chalk this up to a bad day.

The contestants try to dance and they do fuck but everything seems labored. Kiara Diane is very pretty and so are Sindee Jennings, Scarlett Fay and the rest of the cast. But all have performed in better scenes. Randy Spears tries his best as David Letterman, as do Fay as Lindsay Lohan and Otto Bauer as David Hasselhoff. But alas, the highlight has to be the tango music during Bauer’s scene with Jennings (probably the best of the bunch). Otherwise, there’s a decent BTS.

Production values are fine but something is definitely missing from this brew.