Leave off the last four words of the title and you've got the essence of this two-plus-year-old flop. It tries to be another porn version of "America's Funniest Videos," but someone should tell its makers — patiently, of course, applying only lightweight baseball bats when required — that staged screw-ups are never funny unless they look natural — as none of these do.

Ron Jeremy is the "director" of the "video-within-the-video," but even his reasonably comic talents don't save it. And, of course, the sex is terrible, since it's intercut with Jeremy's comedy — like, for instance, in the threeway with Dick Nasty, Tim Lake and the (completely wasted) Lynn LeMay. Ditto for Nasty and Deborah Wells. Jeanna Fine with Joel Lawrence is better, but it hardly saves this show.

The other two scenes (Shawnee Gates/Mark Davis and Cory Cox/Tabitha Cash/Jeremy) are also ixnayed by misguided attempts at satire. No wonder this has been in the can so long.

Now-vanished stars are what will sell this tape, if anything, but we can't honestly recommend it even to the back of your comedy section.