Released | Feb 28th, 1993 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Director | Frank Marino |
Company | Legend Video |
Cast | Steve Drake, Randy West, Tom Chapman, Nichole London, Kiss, Sierra (I) |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
Once upon a time, Steve Drake found a vibrator on the beach. He rubbed it clean — Poof! You've guessed it. A genie (London) appears. She offers him the usual options. A million dollars? Nah. A four foot dick? Uh-uh. Since Drake is too timid to approach his fantasy girl, (Sierra) who passes by his beachfront home every day, he'd rather practice on Kiss first. Not a bad start... or a bad ending, as he unloads between her D cups.
Poor Nicole can't even read her lines off a cue card effectively, but the zingers are stale anyway. To her credit, she has a hot time with Randy West before he (as the magician) seals her away in the vibrator. But Kiss stealf the show as the conjured-up maid, who also lays vistors (like Chapman) in the hot tub. A variety of creative angles and crisp videography add immeasurably to what is essentially a one-joke, two-set premise, where hot sex outweighs dull dialogue.