Snotty, bisexual office cunt Mirage has a new bowling-enthusiast boyfriend and she wants to learn the sport to impress him. After consulting her secretary/girlfriend on the art of fitting in with all the trailer trash who frequent the lanes, she slips into a teeny wifebeater and hits the bowling alley. Unfortunately, she pisses off the proprietor, Daisy Chain, after she makes disparaging comments about the ugliness of the establishment's required bowling shoes. Chain's not one to take a bitchy remark lightly, and spurs her all-dyke league, The Violators (great shirts) into a heavy revenge-fuck. With a rallying cry of "Spit on that asshole!" they "force" Mirage to eat pussy, take a variety of toys in every available opening and, finally, stick the head of a bowling pin up her snatch.