As we all know, most teachers occupy tiny apartments decorated with folding chairs - and oh what unexpected hijinx ensue when those naughty old instructors invite their students' bodies over to be re-educated! In a stunning role reversal, this time it's Dana Hayes who lays down the law to a 30-something college student, who literally attempts to brown-nose his grade point average higher.

Once the latter couple drops such unbearable thespic antics, they actually raise a surprising degree of steam. In fact Hayes appears to get off more than once - especially with Johnny's Johnson tucked up her wrinkled rectum. (Perhaps they subscribe to Bush's educational dictum, "no asshole left behind.")

Had the action been captured in a professional manner this encounter might've pulled this endeavor up to AAA. However, not only is this release poorly-done, but the second (and mercifully final) scene is awkward in every regard, resulting in a lowering of standards second only to the California school system.

Retailing: A lesson in how to screw up.