There's an old schoolboy two-liner that goes like this: "I asked her for a good night kiss, but she refused.  So she closed her legs and broke my glasses."  Bill Margold must have remembered the joke because he removes his -the sign of a true pussy-tasting connoisseur in a video designed to appeal to pussy-tasting connoisseurism.

Which porn actress has the tastiest twat in the business, you might ask.  Well, the guys in this vid, like Enquiring minds, want to know.  So, complete with extemporaneous dialogue, classical music, a tasty white grenache and other fruits of the loom to cleanse the palette, they summon the girls - fully nude - to stretch out like sea bass in an ice chest, for a slightly unorthodox taste testing.  The fact that these girls can't walk for shit in high heels might be irrelevant to the plot, but underscores some of this vid's basic structural and technical weaknesses.  Its major strength: lots of pretty nude bodies to gawk at.