In Vidway's The Slutty Professor, Mandy Wine invents a machine that simultaneously masturbates Lois Ayers and Ariel Knight to screaming orgasms, and makes coffee at the same time! But before you run out to the patent office, let me forewarn you that The Slutty Professor features weak and uninteresting sexual situations, uneven technical quality, and, less importantly, a storyline that is never developed. The only thing that might have saved The Slutty Professor from becoming a dust collector would be a cameo hardcore scene performed by a Jerry Lewis lookalike. Imagine Jerry with those big buck teeth munching on Lois Ayers... doesn't happen.