Zero Mostel's prostate must be spinning in its grave. When a video producer's assistant (Shay Sweet) announces that in order to remain financially solvent and out of jail he needs a total disaster, the search for the worst porn script, director, starlet, and cameraman is on. With Herschel Savage playing "Rob Blackheart," Brittany Blue as the uncooperative star, and a script that includes the song "Springtime for a Nazi Vagina" - what can go right?

The tape's high point is unquestionably the scene featuring Ron Jeremy as a horny sperm (complete with white spandex sperm costume somewhat reminiscent of Behind the Green Door) looking to bond with the accommodating ovum that is Claudia Adkins. Once safely behind bars, our tax cheats begin a sure-to-fail prison Webcam scheme that amuses some of the sickest porn fans imaginable.