“The Luckiest Guy,” the first of this two-parter, is an ironic twist on the cuckold genre. Liv Revamped and Donnie Rock celebrate their five-year anniversary in a restaurant. As he scans the menu, she makes eyes at waiter Michael Vegas, indicating she’d like to sample his meat. They meet in the ladies room, where he sits her on the sink and eats her out, fucks her standing from behind, then takes her into a stall where she sits on his dick.

“Are you serious? I didn’t tell you to fuckin’ come in me.” Where else, he wonders, since she’s sitting on his cock in a confined space.

Back at home, dimwit hubby fingers her pussy. “I can’t believe how wet I make you after all these years." He fucks her and asks her if she wants him to cum inside her, and she begs him to—her second cream pie within hours. “I’m the luckiest guy,” says Mr. Clueless. But Liv, rolling her eyes, gets the last word.

In “Anal Doesn’t Count,” Catholic schoolgirl Chloe Foster says her prayers and thanks God for just about everything. “I promise to remain pure in body and mind.” On her way to school she encounters hunky gardener Kyle Mason, who at first tries to shoo her away—until she shows him her ass. “Of course I’m 18,” she tells him. “I only do anal.” She wants to save herself for marriage. What follows is a truly epic anal sex scene, with lots of A2M and gapes. Plus a bit of a twist ending.