A disclaimer is in order: this will appeal sexually only to that specialized audience who find themselves aching at the sight of incredibly unattractive, heavyset, toothless women getting boned.

Ironically, Dave Hardman's performance is great here, as he picks up a '90s female Ziggy Stardust wanna-be for a multi-positional fuck (with anal), ending in a fine facial squirt. She becomes The Bald, as Dave gets The Fat and Candi Connor to shave her head. Then catch Candi squeezing two pop shots from Dave.

Frankly, the rest is too lame and disgusting to detail. Retailers with customers that appreciate this genre should display it prominently. People who get off on this will love it, and it's a classic novelty item for the rest of your customers.