Years ago, when we saw The Facts of Life on TV, we thought that if we never again saw Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Garrett, it would be too soon—but now that she's been reincarnated as Raylene (and her younger self as Ashli Orion), we're definitely reconsidering that position. Raylene has a terrific b.j. scene with Ryan McLane, where she lets him fuck her between her ample tits before he cums on them ... and then Ashli shows up in a flashback where she gets turned on as Lee Bang describes milking a cow, then fucks him in every position but anal until he cums on her neck and tits.

Of course, most folks who remember the series remember the Blair character, here played by Kodi Gamble, who we're pretty sure will not grow up to be a religious nutcase like Lisa Welchel. Kodi's still a bit stuck up here, but she fondly remembers that time when she seduced one of the servants (Rocco Reed) by kissing him, letting him lick her tits, then mounting his rod in both directions while moaning deliciously.

But perhaps the best scene here has Bobbi Brixton as Jo seducing Anthony Rosano on her dorm room bed. The volcanic action includes lots of tit licks, mish, 69 and some great bouncing in cowgirl and reverse before Anthony covers those milky tits with his spew.