As Kimberly Kane strolls right up to a salacious DMV clerk without waiting in line, we're reminded that porn is all about fantasy. She passes her oral exam with flying colors and soaring strings of jizz.

DLB2 continues to ramp up the dumb blonde stereotype to a laughable degree. The problem is that even when the jokes are funny (such as a girl reading - with great difficultly - the "concentrate" label on a frozen juice can) most of the deliveries fall flat. Or is that the point? One can't be sure.

Nevertheless, this addle-brained feature about Valley girls struggling with life [in general] manages to generate modest heat. When student Jodie Moore learns that she must do her "essay" over, she gravitates to an uneducated Hispanic prick (Holmes) who throws a quick stab in her delicious ass and ruins her makeup with a sperm shower.

Less explicit but even more energetic is a carnal connection between Holly Hollywood and Joel Lawrence, who manhandles her into submission via some rigorous doggie action.