Thought the Hollywood version was a bunch of nonsense? Well so's this, but at least it's got hot, naked chicks in it (plus a few hearty laughs).

The best bit: a talent possessed by Missy Monroe (doing a fine job in the Tom Hanks role) called "clairvoyance of the cock," the ability to divine men's thoughts by touching their penises.

The sexual highlight, however, is the b/g between James Deen and ravishing Hustler contract girl Joey Hart – should inspire multiple Loads.

Pre-noms: Best Actress (Monroe), Best Non-Sex Performance (Bukkwyd), Best Packaging.

Retailing: Clever title, great box cover, no problemo.