In this first edition of Rico Strong's new series, the director/performer shows off his mega-long boner with the help of five white, well-to-do bitches. At 167 minutes, the feature is as long as Rico's titular appendage; and over half an hour of bonuses extend the thing further. That's ExtenZe, Ron. Ya heard?

Stacy Thorn, performing first, complains at the prospect of screwing Rico, telling us, "My fucking girlfriend did a scene with him last week. Now she can't even fuck her little-dick Asian boyfriend!" Ha! At any rate, each chapter sets up the coupling with the same conveyed sense of "oh my god his dick is huge"; and – though it rests upon (and vertically surpasses) Natasha Nice's entire face as per the cover photo – Stacy deepthroats all 12 or so inches of the slippery snake. Savannah Stern stands to screw, and Brooke Banner (her last name a new addition) matches Frenchwoman Natasha for natural flop.

Obviously, there is no anal.

Retailing: Stock this first in a surefire series success.