Say what you will, but to those into the bladder juice, these post-modern pissers painting with their waterworks make great art.

Though each of the scenes follow a shoot-by-the-numbers template of the girl gushing the golden geyser on her canvas, followed by a bout of fornication, the scenes of the showers are satisfying, and are framed in nice tight close-ups.

The quality of the sex isn't pissed away, either. The performers are enthusiastic and lively in their carnal couplings, though Kiki Daire only sees b.j. duty in the last scene, which seems to be nothing but filler.

The production is also plagued by blown-out exposures in the outdoor scenes and ruins the flow, enough so that there's some points taken off.

For lovers of the liquid gold, though, The Art of Pissing is a kinky Dada-ist departure from the classical constraints of run-of-the-mill porn.