It takes about 15 intolerable minutes of driving around some generic European city and a nominal and unhearable plot about a sex potion to finally get us to Nikki Anderson, laid up in a hospital room, waiting for some good medicine. She gets a pill, then she gets Euro-fucked by an unshaven but stethoscope-wearing Chris Charming, who maintains a professional demeanor even after he's shot a load all over her face (obviously leaving it for a lucky nurse to clean up). Anderson is the picture of Teutonic perfection. She could have serviced Rommel's entire Afrika Korps and not broken a sweat. We don't make them like that here.

Overall, the fucking in this video is of a very high quality, the chicks are salivatingly sexy, and the cocks look like they're going to detonate, not unlike those grenades the Germans used. One almost needs the desert-like stretches of sightseeing in between to catch one's breath. And these Euro-trashmeisters seem to love the awkward locations. Next to an iguana cage, scrunched into a ambulance, leaning against a mini in a mechanic's garage.

These people think they're making art. They should be encouraged in their delusions.