Good news: most of these girls fall into that naturally-pleasant-to-cute range that befits the teen scene so well. Not so good news: outside of an okay opener with Hailey Bang, the fucking is strictly pedestrian stuff.

Part of genre's appeal is derived from watching worldly, dauntingly hung guys taking the video cherry of – or at least showing the ropes to – the Tiger Beat generation. Here, the girls act more experienced than necessary, and their men barely make an impression.

Haley, a tempting morsel of compact sisterhood, plays the waif-turned-slut to the very hilt. Yet by the end, the two-girl/one guy closer drops all pretense of innocence lost.

Retailing: Bangalicious box cover!