Stylish and expertly crafted, the Devlin Weed-directed Tailz From the Darkside is an objectively high-brow porno of low-brow subjectivity. The themed gangsta scenes are reaper-heavy and comical, encompassing five tales over almost three hours.

Sophia Castello robs a Pakistani clerk and ducks into a Hummer H2, promising the driver a hummer to hide her. At gunpoint, he complies. Skinny America is greeted by home-invading Mr. Marcus, and delivery-girl Ice La Fox gets pounded into packing-foam.

The last scene is best, as sexy Arcadia follows Dena Cali and Ayana Angel, getting caught and cooked by a pair of monk-robe-wearing musclemen.

Pre-nom for Best Ethnic-Themed Release.

Retailing: Stock it, lest ye be the next tale from the Darkside!