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Super Quick

Super Quick

Released Oct 01st, 2000
Running Time 120
Director Beau Damascus
Company Kick Ass Pictures
Distribution Company Hustler Video
Cast John Strong, Mojo, Alana (I), Kaylynn, Kurious, Kelli Sparks, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gauge, Brandon Iron, Kasorn Swan, Derrick King
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature

Rating

Synopsis

Tons of story and sex give the couples market more than their money's worth.

Reviews

"I smell evil around the corner," says Brandon Iron, playing Dr. Peter Quiken, aka porn super hero "Super Quick." Through a hormone-related laboratory gaffe, technician Kaylynn is preoccupied with getting fucked deep in the ass while Dr. Quiken is just plain ol' fucked when he's hit by a laser cannon, which zaps him with one million megavolts. Consequently, Quiken acquires the unsettling ability to be in the right place in record time.

Super Quick, as a porno cartoon brought to an exuberantly defined incarnation by director Beau Damascus, nails it superbly with props, costuming, brilliant Marvel Comics-style storyboarding by Slain Wayne, plus a delicious sense of commitment to the absurd.

Iron is thoroughly believable as a hero and even likeable as an asshole, as when he turns his back on girlfriend Kurious, who originally saves his life on the operating table. Iron's first inclination is to reward her with a super hero-style power mish and mega-proportioned blasteroo in the face, but then barely acknowledges his Florence Nightingale when he becomes a media darling celebrated at comic book conventions, on trading card deals and besieged with endorsement offers. Along the road to celebrity, Iron vanquishes The Dark Whip (Kelli Sparks) whose chief purpose in life is the enlistment of women to the sex slave trade.

Then, with a S.W.A.T. team held at bay, Super Quick's saving of the mayor's daughter, Gauge, from a redneck kidnapper offers some of the wackiest moments in porn this year. Gun-toting Mojo wants $10 million, a six pack and a one-way plane ticket to Amsterdam for starters, but is apparently willing to settle for his dick in Gauge's lovely ass while she goes down on Iron and gives him wood.

Iron now must save the city of Metro from the clutches of the evil Mega Doom (John Strong). The president's willing to offer him Monica Lewinsky in trade. Close, but no cigar. Most sensible-thinking comic book villains would probably take the $20 bill plus an opportunity to fuck Alana, Doom's consort, in the ass during a threeway that also features the gorgeous Kasorn Swan. Then there's Kurious, who's abducted and ass-fucked by Mega Doom. Of course there's the issue of Kurious getting butt-fucked by another man, and that prompts yet one more smirk-inducing exchange as the hero cradles his gal off into the sunset, perhaps for another adventure should the porn-loving public buy into this concept. And there's no reason it shouldn't.



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