Pro cameramen refer to lesbian scenes as the proverbial no-brainer; the quintessential piece of cake. Apparently (taking its credits at face value) three cameras were required to capture SODs' footage. It wasn't worth the effort, gang.

The toys are far from unique-nor are they the only plastic bouncing around on screen. The sets? A few boxes and a dance pole placed in front of draped canvas. Charming. Most importantly, all [but one] of the scenes are hot. They're phoned in from the road... the imaginary place where a stripper's thoughts go during an off night.

Tell ya what? in place of the bogus tease on screen, here's a little authentic tease: Guess who are the two players that delivered the goods!

Give up? Alexandra Silk and Chloe, duh. Particularly the way Chloe shudders and spasms out of control when Alexandra puts the plastic penis to work. Mmm, mmm. Good to the last drop.

Retailing: Lesbian filler.