The Strap-On Club has some frivolous rules, but the third and fifth rules are worth mentioning: Rule No. 3 requires the bitches to get naked and Rule No. 5 makes getting fucked with a rubber dick a requirement for new members.

The girls don’t pay so much attention to No. 3, but No. 5 is strictly adhered to in a number of ways. There’s titty-fucking, ass-fucking, oral and more — without a single penis to be seen. The ass-fucking is supposedly a punishment for violating one of the silly rules — no talking about the club (Rule No. 1 and No. 2) — but if the punishment is delivered as expertly as Katrina Isis drills Michelle Avanti, these girls are blogging about it.

Retailing: Chicks and rubber dicks; place in strap-on section.