Jamie Lynn and Selena Jensen score points for their token attractiveness, but this does not warrant a meandering opus of strip-tease poses. There's no point to this at all! They are mostly silent and look bored. There's no music to dance to, so it's no strip teasing in terms of stage performance. A lazy attempt to find a fetish to cash in on, nylons is such a narrow margin. Some sex might have been nice. But honestly, this is tamer than '60s go-go dancing flicks. It tries for couple's appeal but lighting is too hard. And no couple would sit through this. There is no direction evident either. If Kira Eggers does exist, she has no presence. Nudity never seemed so uninteresting.