Wondering why this series looks so good but feels so empty, the answer is suddenly revealed like a hidden Easter Egg in the behind the scenes footage: Observe that the girls are literally directed to act as if they're performing phone sex! This explains their vacant, short-circuited expressions as they attempt to put on a sultry leg show while simultaneously ad-libbing dirty talk. Pick one, Ms. Eggers, and stick with it - preferably the former.

Unraveling traditional stockings along with tempting fishnets and laced-up pumps, viewer interest should perk when Ashley and Tarney dispense with the verbiage. The performers aren't quite as lithesome as the genre demands, but in a reclining position their inherent good looks overcome such obstacles.