Peter North, shall we say, is a bit late for late blooming. Not my quote but butler Dudley's (Randy Spears) commenting concerning North/Westley, the virgin son of Sir Ashley Venderbilk (Tom Byron). So in grand stiff upper lip tradition, Spears and Byron try to get him laid. His mother Sharon Kane thinks it's a bit drastic to hire a prostitute, Hortense Harlot (Nina Hartley), to get Peter's show on the road. A rabid sex scene develops with Hartley and North, but North really wants to plow some girl in the behind. Veteran ass banger Rachel Ryan, playing the chambermaid, is the prize. It's a scene you'll love.

The dialog and sex is delivered with upper crust dead pan perfection. Spears and Byron are exceptionally droll and director Damiano delivers an anal feature that has some real class and whimsy.

As much as we yell and scream about supporting good, quality features, I'll come back from the grave and haunt you if you allow Splendor In The Ass to gather dust.