Remember high school geometry? The simplest distance between two points is a straight line. Well Sperm Hungry gets to the point – immediately, sans ad-libbed scenarios. Thank Christ! (Actually, thank sultry Anastasia Christ.) Most segments begin with a naked guy lying in bed with a hard on. The girl(s) enter and whammo! Who knows, maybe this concept will catch on.

Then there are the players – all attractive; and generally unknown to all but the most myopic devotees of Eurosex. Truth to tell most of the blondes look alike. There's a generic quality to the visuals, but they all fuck like minxes.

Naturally, being a Eurovid the girls barely blink while being penetrated with a beef bayonet up the ass. The only liability is that with a title like Sperm Hungry, you'd think the producers would've lined up the most prodigious spunk-splashers on the planet.

Retailing: Solid Eurosex with a tasty softcore cover featuring Saint.