A look at a Florida beachside party much like Mardi Gras or Fantasy Fest, but this one takes place in shallow water during daylight hours. Toplessness and alcohol consumption are the common denominators here. Amusingly, one topless tootsie points a finger accusingly at the camera and says "Don't put this on the Internet."

"Don't worry, I won't," the cameraman reassures her.

Some digital breakups may vex the purists; the rest of us will just blink.